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Alex

engineer, procrastinator, literature lover, irrelevant, coffee addict

wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

tastefullyoffensive:

Sygmond The Grey: The World’s Most Majestic Cat [kaptive8]

Previously: Cats Wearing Animal Hats

tastefullyoffensive:

[sedny]

tastefullyoffensive:

[sedny]

To be Greek one should have no clothes: to be medieval one should have no body: to be modern one should have no soul.
Oscar Wilde  (via mashamorevna)

clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

lizclimo:

turtle power 

lizclimo:

turtle power 

Know your teenager's text lingo

DTF: Death To Fascists

wanderingquill:

50shadesofmattcohen:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

I CAN’T I CAN’T I CAN’T JFL’KAJFADWK FSOH MY GDFODAJ SFLASF HELP SOMEONE HOLD ME I AM ACTUALLY CRYING HELP HLEPE HFLPA